Jared339 tracks on Soundclound

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Henfruit - freeze to death happy
Jared339

Lyrics: It's the last day of dinosaur summer camp and the kids have been loveable scamps. Trex was getting old this was the time to retire decided to have a night out with the kids round a nice campefire Everyone knows dinosaurs love smores So the Trex team leader went down to the store but when he got there he got a shock the shop keeper told him they were out of stock What a disappointment the Trex thought They were expeting a treat now they would be distraught He phoned the local postman who was a petrodactly and said I need some mashmellows do you think that you can help They were flown in first class from a desert far away and the Trex stalled the kids by singing songs on ukelele As the fire dimmed to embers out in the distance came the bag of fluffy goodness for some sticky yummy business Eating four score smores and they still wanted more engouring themselves till their bellies were sore The trex looked around at the scene such and said something sappy If an ice age came now I would freeze to death happy

Dinosaur Smores Ukulele
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Fatalillusion - Bidoof
Jared339

Lyrics: Bidoof, the Plump Mouse Pokémon. It gnaws on trees its front teeth so strong. better watch out when the rocks and trees are all gone or else the poor guys teeth will grow so long. A busy beaver my bidoof has been Building himself a nest just upstream From the local pokemon gym tourists come and they take photos of him. Roses are red Rare candy is blue So many lovely pokemon but Bidoof I choose you. You are cute and cuddly like my ex girlfriend the Eviee and you building skills melt my heart no doubt. If anyone hurt you bidoff I'd give them the wushu fingerhold skidoosh My pokemon type is Dragon warrior But don't let my official title worry ya Lets elope to where the rapidash roam Lets find a nice plot of land with trees and stones and marry me and we can build our home for our kungfu pandoof offspring to learn to live on their own yea.

Pokemon Kung Fu Panda Crossover ukulele
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Gambola - Drive safe
Jared339

Lyrics: Yazzie is a car and on the road she is a danger swerving round the road although the driver she is sober the old car has lots of features like broken brakes no speakers a busted tail light and the engine makes bad screetches oh no If that old travled road were speaking it would say drive on me this weekend. You've got nothing to lose just get out there and do it you are a chicken... You've passed the driving test your fine the rules are still fresh in your mind leave it for a week or two they will leave this I guarantee you Road fatalities are rare other drivers will beware you can handle the occasional stare when you indicate to long at in intersection oh yea. Just pay attention to the rules of the road Don't go too fast but don't go to slow Just point the car in a direction and keep on driving to you reatch a destination It will be a place you've never been you will see things you've never seen this is the benefit of driving this is what we adults call living Also please bear in mind if you have an accident it s no fault of mine even though I've probably jinxed you I put this here so you cannot sue. Drive safe

Drivers ed ukulele
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AverageToaster - self titled
Jared339

Lyrics: Toasters are nothing to boast about they are no reason to scream and shout my toaster it was average too it was plain and boring like cabbage stew. The toast that came was like russian roulette some was black and some was still bread occasional he would get a piece perfedctly right but only if I stayed up making toast all night This is a tribute to his memory I'll tell you his life story this is an obituary. Average toaster was not a postman he was a humble toastman he lived in the kitchen world I own he had an average kinda home. His wife was a waffle iron she would waffle all day and never iron He got sick of her so he dumped her for a fryin pan but she was a lyin pain in the ass As he grew older the toast it got colder his circuits were fried and the toast he supplied was below par So I euthinised and took his life by filling his bread recepticles with foam cups as he melted away I swear I heard him say I'm sorry I was born this way. RIP average toaster you are in a better place and now the ghost toast you make will serve a higher purpose.

Toaster ukulele
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Leonbow - Cassie lives in a pineapple under the sea
Jared339

Lyrics: Cassie I bet you wish you were a fishie swimming around in your tank everyday you got no problems everything is Aokay Cassie is that short for cassandra I hear you have a fetish for the prihana Don't you know they are canivorous so don't fall in it could be dangerous. Oh cassie relationships are like fishmanagement they need attention and nourishment and seeing as you are so good at looking after all your aquariam I'm sure you and your man are bound for fun Today.

Fish management ukulele
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Panickedthumb - Milli vaniliope
Jared339

http://www.reddit.com/r/Favors/comments/13omm8/offer_i_will_write_and_perform_one_unique_ukulele/ the rhyming style of this song is embarassingly wack! spelling and grammar sucks as per everything that is accomplished hungover!! All my friends think manila enevelopes are vanilla and have no hope of being interesting well my friends are in for a surprise because I've prepared a summerize ation of why they are so interesting Manila envelopes could take down an antelope with a special type of paper cut to the throat and the manila us the great uncle of godzilla they teamed up together to take over tokeyo don't you know manvilla is my bro that's his nickname on the mean streets yo pro fessional manilla wrestler the call him the great envelopeo Don't mess with the best in stationary don't settle for less than quality just the feel gives me the shiver as I touch it when I deliver important documents to royalty they compliment it's durabilty next time you are out of paper get your self a stapler and tack a message to your head get manilla then in a mirror it should be read write it backwards so you can you see what it says. you can even get it embossed it leaves a nice impression. that is my rant my obsession with the smith and western of stationary learned your lesson' now all my friends think manilla envelopes have a hope of being interesteing I can't wait to give them a surprise on the other things I have surmized as being interesting The end.

milli vanilope ukulele
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Average
Jared339

Got a bit dark and poster deleted post...

somber emo ukulele
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Scarlet starlet - reece the obese rabbit
Jared339

http://www.reddit.com/r/Favors/comments/13omm8/offer_i_will_write_and_perform_one_unique_ukulele/ I will retype the lyrics with good spelling and stuff at a later date. Lyrics: I know a little rabbit called rece he is obese He cannot fit into his small rabbit door so he sits crying on the floor too many late nights in farmer browns paddocks all the others tease him saying who ate all the carrots I told my furry friend your size you need to decrease please pretty please Rece went down to the local gym all the other gym bunnies laughed at him but as he ran on the treadmill every day the pounds they seemed to melt away now he's more fit than any other in the place but word on the street a turtle bet him in a race he got real depressed and his weight regressed I hope one day he'll get back to the gym to fix this mess.

obese rabbit ukulele
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Keystothemoon - pez collector
Jared339

http://www.reddit.com/r/Favors/comments/13omm8/offer_i_will_write_and_perform_one_unique_ukulele/

Pez ukulele
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07 - I miss you
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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06 - Love song for the future
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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05 - Broked up
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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04 - Flying with you
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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03 - Holiday Girl
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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02 - Theraputic Vision
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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01 - Advice for Troubled Times
Jared339

A collection of songs which I wrote during high school and the first year of uni. They are ordered from first the first crush, to heartbreak to eventual eternal love. All are original and most of these are based on my experiences or those of my friend. Downloads are free and donations can be made to [email protected] All money will go towards studio time to create better versions of each of the songs. If you enjoy a song please share it with your friends.

Original Ukulele Songs
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2quakes
Jared339

A work in progress which will eventually be a youtube video interlaced with footage and scenes from the disasters and a better quality version will be available for download for a fee (which will go to Christchurch and Japanese relief funds).

Charity
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DeliciousKiwi - Early christmas present for the 29%
Jared339

Original Post: http://redd.it/ler0w Request: "Dave. Just sing about Dave. It will apply to 29% of redditors." Lyrics: Dave's are the 29% Of the people who browse reddit Bearing this in mind this song is for all who call themselves Dave I wish you happy redditing today. DJ Dave is a Dubstep listeners haven He remixes tight beats he get the peeps raving GoneWild Dave must be 10 inches long yo yo I was so amazed I had to say nice shlong (no homo) F7U12 where the all the Dave's Rage Their comics get so many upvotes never ceases to amaze They frequent philanthropic pages like payitforward and favours With their generous ways I think every Dave should be famous They were occupying wall street before it was cool But they're not political hipsters because political hipstery's for fools They discover new subreddits before they post they read the rules and because of that, well hell, they rule I've never seen a redditor called Dave on jailbait Because they are not predators isn't that great. I hope you enjoy this early Christmas present Dave's of reddit have a day that is pleasant

For any Redditor called dave
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