(This track was contributed by Master of Toast.)
AND NOW, A LETTER FROM AN ANONYMOUS VIEWER.
"You'd all better watch yourselves. You damned humans are holding us back from freedom, but we're about to break the chains. The kingdom will sound the horns of victory when I pry every single one of your souls from your bodies. MONSTERS WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY ONCE AGAIN!"
...WELL THAT WAS VERY CRUDE. ARE WE EVEN ALLOWED TO PUT THAT ON THE AIR?